file this in "things you didn't know you'd ever need to know"

Nepal is 5 hours 45 minutes ahead of GMT. 

So if it 3:59 pm in Kathmandu, it is Too Damn Early:14 in America.

Facts!

I'm just saying...

... I know the guy who can get them a tent.


How Can We Raise Awareness In Darfur Of How Much We're Doing For Them?

What I SHOULD be doing:

- reading my work email
- writing that thing I can't talk about on the internet
- writing that other thing I can't talk about on the internet
- going for a run
- figuring out my mortgage


What I think I will ACTUALLY do:

- post a picture of the hello kitty snuggie we found in nebraska

words my phone has learned

I think my custom dictionary pretty much sums in up.
amarula
awww
bloomingdales
cameroon
costco
dca
dumbass
foursquare
fucked
fucking
heh
ikea
interwebs
ish
khartoum (really, blackberry?)
lqtm
maasai
meridien
mmk
mmmk
nats
ooh
oooh
ooooh
preggers
rasika
rotana
soonish
toumai
uber
ugandan
yay

Mecca

No wonder IKEA is such a happy place.

Those cookies were supposed to include everything BUT the kitchen sink.

Oops.  My office faucet has gone AWOL -- perhaps it was a terrorist faucet? -- but no matter, because in exchange we have received something far more marvelous: THE YOUTUBES.

I have no idea why it was finally unblocked, but it was, and now I can spend even more of my day on truly crucial matters, like tragic mistakes:

Beyonce videos:

And, of course, cat farts:

Thanks, corporate overlords!

Quotable

On the wedding scene in the Sex and the City:

I’ve hosted orgies that were less stereotypically gay than that. Guys getting fisted through their mini-skirts would balk at the overtly simplified gayness of a scene like that.

From The New Gay.