OMFG

These are the perfect revenge for a lifetime of snake-centric nightmares.

miami

The closest I've been to Miami is the bar on F that puts algae in its drinks, but this poster makes me want to go. Which is exactly what a good travel poster should do -- I need someone to design one for Juba.

More here.

If I can't have a dog

I think I should at least get a dog PILLOW.

More art here.

I look odd in hats

But I don't think it would matter if they were these hats.

I think they made this for me

As someone who literally flew from 47 degrees Celsius ("Oh Fuck it's the hot season in Juba") to 22 degrees Fahrenheit ("Oh Fuck I'm stuck in Detroit due to Snow") last month... I like to have a VERY SMALL cardigan on me at all times.

Just in case.

OH. GOD. I WANT.

From Ruby Lane.

I'd have kids if they'd do this

From McSweeney's.