Truer words were never spoken.

"The typical gallant young Southerner at the slightest provocation can string a line of sugared words and compliments which will delight any female listener."

From a 1962 dating and marriage textbook, found here.

OMFG

These are the perfect revenge for a lifetime of snake-centric nightmares.

I love everything about this.

And now I want to learn how to soft-shoe.